Bloomberg Claims He’s Not A NY Nanny

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BlOOMBERG SPONSORING HOTDOG EATING CONTEST. I GUESS THE 50% FAT IN A HOTDOG IS OKAY AS LONG AS HE SAYS IT IS.

Bloomberg claims that he is not a nanny even though he’s banning sugary drinks over 16 ounces, trans fats and cigarettes. I hear he’s after popcorn and milkshakes in movie theaters next.

“We’re not here to tell anybody what to do. But we certainly have an obligation to tell them what’s the best science and best medicine says is in their interest,” Bloomberg said on CBS this morning.

He doesn’t seem to understand the difference between “telling” and “mandating.”

We think that restaurants should offer a menu in honor of Bloomie.

The Bloomberger is our top choice at 10000 calories with 100% saturated fat.

The Bloomingberg Onion at 3000 calories would make a nice appetizer.

We suggest that it all be washed down with the Big Bloomie Gulp at 5000 calories.


Bloomie thinks the government’s job to tell you what to eat –

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