If you’re thinking about adopting a pet this Christmas, you might want to reconsider and adopt a baby because it might be easier. The shelters are getting crazy-picky. DEFINITELY don’t say you are looking for a watch dog because they want YOU to watch your dog. They want you to be the watch person to…
For those who haven’t heard, Rep. Tim Bishop (D-CD 1) allegedly secured permits for a constituent’s fireworks display at the same time his campaign workers and his fundraising daughter asked the constituent for a donation. Unfortunately, the location chosen for the display is protected because of the wildlife in the area. The Piping Plover is…
Dough the Obama Dog has returned from South Korea and was willing to talk briefly about his trip. He was unhappy that he was stuck in South Korea while Bo got Hawaii and Mexico. He said, “What’s that about?” Dough was ecstatic over the Russian caviar and the Russo-Baltique Vodka served by the South…
Dough is somewhat mum on the topic of the Finnish First Husband, but he did say that they had to keep moving Princess Mary’s dinner partners until finally some battle-ax from a Russian province was put next to her. Read more: The Week UK Dough said that he has a couple scoops for us…
During the last interview, I asked Dough if he knew what Michelle Obama spent the $10 million dollars on during her vacations. The only thing I could get out of him was she bought a lot of souvenirs. She bought him the diamond that he wears in this photo. It once belonged to someone named…
I traveled through Hurricane Irene to get this exclusive interview with Dough and he was kind enough to share this photo of himself prior to his release from jail. His little mishap with the Fox news reporter has been swept under the rug and he is free to protect his master, President Obama, from the…
Martha’s Vineyard is not what it’s cracked up to be. Michelle is still feeding me those veggie burgers. As you can see from my gravity-challenge issue, I just lap up the leftovers when they’re not looking. My master took his teleprompter with him, but it’s only programmed to say, Good Morning, Good Afternoon, The situation is…
Dough here. I’ve been busy with the debt ceiling debate. I heard my master say he had a lot of voices in his head, but they all have good ideas about handling the debt. I am getting dressed for my appearance on the new cable TV show, Al Jazeera. I plan to talk about oil…
Hi, Dough the Obama Dog Here Did you hear about the debt talks today? I can hear my master yelling from the kitchen of the White House where Michelle and I hang out, and my master’s not even in the building. He’s out front slamming golf balls into a Boehner look alike cardboard cutout. Share…
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