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Government Motors & Chrysler – Were They Worth the $100 Billion Bailout?

The Chevrolet Cruze small car and Jeep Wrangler SUV are burning up the roads, but not in a good way. A number of them have been destroyed by fires, but don't worry, GM says no...

Nancy Pelosi Flies Over the Cuckoo Nest

God bless her crazy, little heart. Nancy Pelosi entertains me every day. She thinks the GOP are anarchists who want no government and hope for complete chaos. Actually, I thought that's what we had...

TSA – When They’re Not Molesting Us, They’re Wasting Our Money

TSA has now become another unwieldy and unproductive agency that has 65,000 employees frisking old ladies and three year olds. They have 18,000 administrators which is 3-4 administrators for every employee. The House Oversight Committee...

Mayor Henrietta Davis, Mayor of Cambridge Nannychusetts Wants to Ban All Large Sodas

Mayor Henrietta Davis of Cambridge, inspired by NYC Mayor Bloomerg's proposal to ban sales of drinks over 16 ounces, wants to ban ALL large drinks of soda and sugar-sweetened beverages sold in city restaurants. She...

Bride Belts Into Song As She Walks Down the Aisle to Her Waiting Groom...

The song is about her childhood without a father and her now having found the right man. It's really, uh...interesting. Honestly, I don't know why the groom didn't run out the side door. Instead,...

Nanny NYC to Control Popcorn and Drinks with Milk in Movie Theaters

A hand-picked board, in addition to deciding the fate of large sodas, is considering limiting the sale of drinks that contain milk and popcorn in movie theaters. The nannies want to cut the size...

Swearing Is A Punishable Offense in Middleborough, Nannychusetts

I don't have a family member who could live in Middleborough, Massachusetts. They couldn't afford it. Middleborough, Massachusetts might have out-nannied NYC, the land of no. If you swear in public in Middleborough, Massachusetts, you...

The Klu Klux Klan Wants to Adopt A Highway

The Nazis have a lobbyist in Congress, the New Black Panthers put out a potential hit, and now the Klu Klux Klan is trying to act legitimate. As if the Hatfields and McCoys hadn't done...

After 115 years, Giant Turtles Are Considering Divorce

After only 115 years together, two Giant Turtles have called it quits. The animals have lived together in an Austrian zoo in Klagenfurt but the husband turtle has been forced to move out. Counseling...

Free Speech Is Dead to Us in the Democratic Party

I have posted positive articles about Cory Booker, not because I agree with his politics, but because I think he's a very decent person. He saved a person's life, shovels his neighbors' sidewalks, and...

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