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Van Jones Calling For A Turbulent Election Year – He’s A Riot

Jones had planned to move to Washington, DC, and had already landed a job and an apartment there. But in jail, he said, “I met all these young radical people of color —...

We Don’t Need No Voter ID Laws

If you are dead, you can still vote in New Hampshire. From youtube: On January 10th, Project Veritas reporters walked into New Hampshire Polling Locations during the Presidential Primaries, saying dead people's names. We stated...

The Only Things Growing In This Economy Are the Rats

At least something is growing in this economy, unfortunately, it's the rats. No, I don't mean the elite politicians, I mean real rats in the Bronx. They just found another 3 foot rat and...

Business-Friendly NYC Grades Restaurants for Bugs Flying Around Sidewalk Cafes

If you have a fly on your sidewalk cafe, you’re getting a fine and you’re getting a point against you in your grade. How the heck are you supposed to prevent flies from being...

Maldives to Execute Sorcerers (Don’t They Get Newspapers or Internet There?)

If you're traveling to Asia, you might want to take the Maldives off your itinerary. They are hunting down sorceries and lining them up for the death penalty. Might be better to not visit...

Greeks Think Pedophilia Is A Handicap & It’s Going to Cost Them

Pedophilia is only a handicap for their victims. They are actually criminals, unless you are in Greece. Greek pedophiles, exhibitionists and kleptomaniacs are now considered disabled. Pedophiles will now receive higher government disability pay than...

“Aren’t We Entitled” Should Be the Name of Jay-Z’s and Beyonce’s Next Song

  Jay-Z and Beyonce took over a floor of Lenox Hill Hospital where Beyonce gave birth to their future spoiled daughter, Blue Ivy (yes, that's what they named the poor kid). They put other patients on virtual...

This Gets Filed Under WTH & OMG Third Grade Math Questions

These were the questions on a home math assignment for third graders in Gwinette, Georgia. The children learned about slavery in social studies and the math problems were part of a cross-curriuculum...

A Liberal Democrat Who Saved R.I. With Tea Party Math

Ok everyone! You won't believe this one! Get out a pencil and paper! Write this name down- Gina Raimondo!! Who is she? She is the DEMOCRATIC State Treasurer of RHODE ISLAND!!! Yes,  Rhode Island!! Yes,...

GM’s Volt Receives the Consideration Toyota Never Did

Remember when the government fined Toyota almost $50 million dollars for an acceleration problem that was the result of people putting their foot on the accelerator instead of the brake, and, in some cases, a loose...

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