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The Only Things Growing In This Economy Are the Rats

At least something is growing in this economy, unfortunately, it's the rats. No, I don't mean the elite politicians, I mean real rats in the Bronx. They just found another 3 foot rat and...

Business-Friendly NYC Grades Restaurants for Bugs Flying Around Sidewalk Cafes

If you have a fly on your sidewalk cafe, you’re getting a fine and you’re getting a point against you in your grade. How the heck are you supposed to prevent flies from being...

Maldives to Execute Sorcerers (Don’t They Get Newspapers or Internet There?)

If you're traveling to Asia, you might want to take the Maldives off your itinerary. They are hunting down sorceries and lining them up for the death penalty. Might be better to not visit...

Greeks Think Pedophilia Is A Handicap & It’s Going to Cost Them

Pedophilia is only a handicap for their victims. They are actually criminals, unless you are in Greece. Greek pedophiles, exhibitionists and kleptomaniacs are now considered disabled. Pedophiles will now receive higher government disability pay than...

“Aren’t We Entitled” Should Be the Name of Jay-Z’s and Beyonce’s Next Song

  Jay-Z and Beyonce took over a floor of Lenox Hill Hospital where Beyonce gave birth to their future spoiled daughter, Blue Ivy (yes, that's what they named the poor kid). They put other patients on virtual...

This Gets Filed Under WTH & OMG Third Grade Math Questions

These were the questions on a home math assignment for third graders in Gwinette, Georgia. The children learned about slavery in social studies and the math problems were part of a cross-curriuculum...

A Liberal Democrat Who Saved R.I. With Tea Party Math

Ok everyone! You won't believe this one! Get out a pencil and paper! Write this name down- Gina Raimondo!! Who is she? She is the DEMOCRATIC State Treasurer of RHODE ISLAND!!! Yes,  Rhode Island!! Yes,...

GM’s Volt Receives the Consideration Toyota Never Did

Remember when the government fined Toyota almost $50 million dollars for an acceleration problem that was the result of people putting their foot on the accelerator instead of the brake, and, in some cases, a loose...

Mom Kills Intruder & 911 Operator Told Her to Do What She Has to...

The amazing story of a brave young woman who was protecting her son from two intruders. The 18 year old had only just lost her husband on Christmas Day. The 911 operator told her...

GM to Recall Every Volt Ever Made

Didn't I tell you that the Volt was not ready for market. It burns up whenever the battery feels like burning up. I blame Obama for pushing Government Motors and Obama needs to get...

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