China Thinks North Korea’s Kim Jong Un Is Un Sexy man

November 28, 2012
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The Onion, the satirical newspaper which calls itself America’s finest source of news, named Kim Jong Un of North Korea as the sexiest man alive.

China’s Peoples’ Daily must be missing a sense of humor because they republished it as if it were for real.

The title of their article was, “North Korea’s top leader named The Onion’s Sexiest Man Alive for 2012.” They included 55 pages of photographs of Sexy Un.

They wrote, “With his devastatingly handsome, round face, his boyish charm and his strong, sturdy frame, this Pyongyang-bred heartthrob is every woman’s dream come true. Blessed with an air of power that masks an unmistakable cute cuddly side, Kim made this newspaper’s editorial board swoon with his impeccable fashion sense, chic short hairstyle, and of course, that famous smile.”

Excessively fawning adulation is nothing new for Peoples’ Daily. Someone needs to tell Peoples’ Daily that The Onion is satirical though.

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