Dough Confirms Obama’s Story That He Ate Dogs

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Obama ate Fido! Romney may have traveled with his dog in a crate on his car but at least he didn’t eat him.

ABC News reported that when Barry was a boy in Indonesia, his Islamic stepfather, Lolo Soetoro, fed him dog meat as some kind of “waste nothing” lesson (ironic, isn’t it?). Lolo also explained that the one who ate, took on the powers of the animal – so Obama took on the powers of a dog? Obama also ate snakes (Uh Huh).

This information is apparently in Obama’s book, Dreams from My Father, Barack’s somewhat fictionalized account of his life.

Dough now reveals that the dog eating is a true story. Dough said, “Sometimes he looks at me with a hungry look on his face and I get further away from him than Bo just in case.”

“With Lolo, I learned how to eat small green chill peppers raw with dinner (plenty of rice), and, away from the dinner table, I was introduced to dog meat (tough), snake meat (tougher), and roasted grasshopper (crunchy),” the president wrote. “Like many Indonesians, Lolo followed a brand of Islam that could make room for the remnants of more ancient animist and Hindu faiths. He explained that a man took on the powers of whatever he ate: One day soon, he promised, he would bring home a piece of tiger meat for us to share.”

Dough did share with me that he was not going to vote for Mitt Romney because he traveled with his dog on the roof of his car but after hearing Obama’s story, he thinks it’s safer to go with the guy who won’t eat him. He’s hoping to be adopted by Romney. He tries to look pitiful whenever they run into each other and he thinks he has a shot.

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