Good News! The Taliban Isn’t a Terrorist Group!


White House spokesperson Eric Schultz said the Taliban isn’t a terror group really, they’re an armed insurgency. Thank God! I thought they were terrorists!

We went to war with the Taliban in Afghanistan – that was the ‘good war’ – because we thought they were terrorists and this whole time all they were was an armed insurgency.

I guess that’s why we traded five Taliban for one deserter last year – they’re just insurgents with guns.

Friendly armed insurgents pictured below.

friendly taliban

another Taliban with an ice cream
I found the picture above at weasel zippers. It’s one of my favorites.

Calling George Orwell!

There aren’t enough exclamation points to cover this story!!!

Listen to Mr. Schultz make a fool of himself: