Get excited: Hillary will be making her official campaign announcement speech at the first big event of her campaign on June 13th.
— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) May 21, 2015
She already did this. She announced on Twitter and began her famous Scooby road trip to Iowa on behalf of the common folk she championed. We will take you back in time to that fateful week in April when she got caught speaking to non-common folk and evading reporters.
The lame announcement, pretending to be an everyday kind a gal.
I’m running for president. Everyday Americans need a champion, and I want to be that champion. –H https://t.co/w8Hoe1pbtC
— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) April 12, 2015
She wouldn’t talk to the media.
While the trip was unnoticed except for episodes like the Running of the Reporters, she was said to be electrifying.
Hillary appears to have taken a handicapped spot, but she is entitled.
She didn’t tip at the Chipotle she happened upon. Chipotle also happens to be a Hillary donor.
She makes $91 a second while demonizing the rich.
As she travels, she is a-flipping and a-flopping. When Democrats do it, it’s “they’re evolving” but when Republicans do it, “they’re flip-flopping.” Get the lingo straight.
The economy can’t be trickle down, but education must be. Education is a “non-family enterprise”, she said. She dismissed objections to Common Core, saying opponents just “do not understand the value” of top-down curricula. We’re such dopes.
As usual, she spends time with the common folk she champions.
That free speech thingy has got to stop.
Mingling with the common folk.
She’s worried about campaign finance reform.
It doesn’t take a genealogist to know that all her grandparents weren’t immigrants.
But she has a lot of followers.
The support for her is overwhelming, probably because she’s electrifying..
This road trip is starting to look like her book tour.
She’s just like all the other Americans.