King Barack’s Jester Named as his “Toughest” Interviewer

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You know your regime is a laughing stock, when the court jester is named as your “toughest” interviewer. King Barack’s alter ego, Jay Carney recently proclaimed the ruler’s most difficult interview came at the hands of late night funnyman, and faux news anchor, Jon Stewart. We could argue, if a comedian is to be taken that seriously, the “butts” of his jokes must be the real buffoons.

The following is a brief retrospective, comedy tribute to just some of this administration’s funniest players.

Hillary the Hilarious

Hillary presents a “Reset Button” to the Russian Foreign Minister. Written in his native language, the word was misspelled so it translated to “overcharged”. Her primary mission was to “reset our relationship” with Russia. And so she did. Insert laugh track here.

At the ceremony where she and President Obama received the remains of 4 courageous Americans killed in Benghazi Ms. Clinton blamed, “….an awful internet video that we had nothing to do with.” Our then Secretary of State also made a personal pledge to the father of former SEAL Tyrone Woods the U.S. government would, “make sure that the person who made that film is arrested and prosecuted.”

Insert the real killers’ laugh track here.

During Senate hearings on Benghazi, Shirk-retary Clinton infamously screeched, “What difference….does it make!?” Checking out a still shot of Hill’s “spontaneous outrage”, you’ll see she’s looking down, checking her script. Jarkesypolitical

This wasn’t really funny, but at least here, she can blame her writers.

Kerry the Kidder

Present Secretary of State, John Kerry unequivocally states,“climate change can now be considered the world’s largest weapon of mass destruction, perhaps even the world’s most fearsome weapon of mass destruction.’’ The Iranians laughed so hard they almost spilled some of their enriched uranium.

“Poof.” was John the Pompous’ April comment, implying Israel was to blame over the collapse of his ill fated Mid East “peace talks”. Palestinians laughed so hard they almost exploded some of their suicide vests prematurely.

Regarding Russia, Kerry stated “any kind of military intervention that would violate the sovereign territorial integrity of Ukraine would be a huge – a grave mistake.” Putin has that on his funniest videos loop.

Joe the Joker (very, small sampling)

In discussing what the middle class really needs Joe said, “It happens to be….a three letter word. Jobs. J-O-B-S.” You Tube

A real knee slapper that is as fresh today as when he said it years ago….because middle class folks still really need those J-O-B-S.

Biden said, “When the stock market crashed, Franklin D. Roosevelt got on the television and didn’t just talk about the, you know, the princes of greed. He said, ‘Look, here’s what happened.”You Tube

“Uncle Joe” magically put Roosevelt on TV in 1929, commenting on the crash 3 years before FDR was elected president, and decades before television was a viable mass media tool. A genuine laugh getter for informed voters, but a real yawner for an overwhelming majority of Democrats who didn’t “get” the joke.

Commenting on growing concerns the administration was spending way too much dough, VP Biden asked and answered his own question. “What are you talking about Joe? You’re telling me we have to go spend money to keep from going bankrupt? Completing the conversation with himself Joker Joe said, “The answer is yes!” Wall Street elitists continue to laugh….all the way to the bank. Younger, heavily indebted generations, not really feeling the jokester on this one any more.

Barack the Bungler (very, very, very, small sampling)

“I also have a healthcare plan that would save average families $2,500 on their premiums.” claimed Barack. You Tube

Initially, guffaws from those who immediately saw this as ironic humor. Virtually no one is finding it funny now.

Regarding Syria using chemical weapons President Obama assured the world, “That’s a red line for us….”. Shortly thereafter came this shocker from the same guy, “First of all, I didn’t set a red line. The world set a red line.” Bashar al-Assad and his thugs were laughing so hard they damn near spilled a big batch of deadly sarin.

Commander in Chief Obama asks Russian “President” Medvedev to relay to former KGB strongman Vladimir Putin that he, Barack, will have “more flexibility” after his reelection. zerohedge

Vlad chuckled so hard he almost cried. Vladdie never cries. But he does make other people cry….a lot.

Regarding the killers of Americans in Benghazi Obama declared, “Make no mistake. Justice will be done.” If the assassins weren’t yucking it up then, some 20 months ago, they probably are now.

Mr. Obama promised, “If you like your healthcare plan you can keep your healthcare plan. Period. If you like your doctor you can keep your doctor. Period.” Howls of laughter from Democrats who’d cobbled this horror together in the dead of night, knowing they’d never have to suffer under the same law they had forced on everyone else.

Said “Good” King Barack twice, “I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States. Statists, leftists, anti-constitutionalists and socialists are still laughing their “collective” asses off.

King Barack and his court may be clowns, but increasingly the joke’s on us.

 

 

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