Marines Can’t Pee Towards Mecca


It isn’t bad enough that Obama gutted the CIA and requires Miranda rights be read to terrorists on the battlefield. Obama and his minions have to continuously think of more-and-more demoralizing rules.

Our government is now worried about the direction soldiers pee in despite the fact that it has nothing to do with our culture. If we are out there trying to free people, do we then have to adopt their customs and culture?

Our soldiers risk their lives in the Middle East fighting wars with little direction, for people who don’t want us there, and our crazy Uncle Sam is concerned about bodily functions. Who would want to serve under these conditions?

“Uncle Sam has decided he wants every U.S. Marine equipped with a map and compass, or some other way of knowing direction. This is to ensure that no U.S. Marine in Afghanistan urinates in the direction of Mecca ever again.”

Marines are also not allowed to sleep with their boots towards Mecca. Click here for Townhall article.

We expended thousands of lives and hundreds of billions of dollars, for people who cut off limbs, behead people, and stone women, but, not to worry as long as we make sure our Marines don’t pee in the wrong direction.