Muslim Activist Says Zionists Stole His Shoe

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Asghar Bukhari

I feel I have to preface this story by saying this is not satire.

Asghar Bukhari, pictured above, is the founding member of the Muslim Public Affairs Committee UK (MPAUK). He is also not dealing with a full loaf of Manakeesh. He posted a photo of a child with only one shoe and then accused Zionists – Mossad – of stealing one of his shoes. One would question his sanity and might think he was paranoid but then he presented more serious evidence that he hadn’t noticed at first – his slippers were gone too!

Mr Bukhari wrote: “Someone came into my home yesterday, while I was asleep. I don’t know how they got in, but they didn’t break in – the only thing they took was one shoe.”

The activist claimed “they left one shoe behind to let me know someone had been there”. He added: “Of course I can’t prove anything and that’s part of the intimidation. The game is simple – to make me feel vulnerable in my own home.”

He said it was the first time he heard of this happening.

I bet!

Mossad stole my shoe

He has his supporters but I’m not posting their nonsense except to say that they don’t understand why people would think it isn’t true.

As you can imagine, the responses weren’t what he wanted to hear. A #Mossadhasmyshoe campaign was launched.

The mystery was solved when Bibi showed up with it.

Bib has the shoe

Just when people thought Bibi had it, someone found another suspect.

missing shoe

Some more Twitter responses follow.

 

PC Queen Janet Napolitanto would probably say it’s racist to make fun of this paranoid Muslim person, Asghar Bukhari. In fact, she’d call critics Islamophobes.

After he was mocked on Twitter, he came up with the following nonsensical statement  on youtube – for 15 minutes!

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