Obama Is Hoping to Win the Moron Vote

August 25, 2012
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Jeffrey Lerner, the DNC Political Director, was sick when he heard Mitt Romney was a birther. If only Mr. Lerner knew Mitt Romney was joking, it would have saved him from becoming ill.

Mr. Lerner is right though.

Of course we all know Barack Obama was born in Hawaii. We all know Barack had a typical American background.

Barack’s grandfather was a card carrying socialist and his mother hated capitalists. When his mother married Barack Sr., he already had a wife and two children in Africa, making a bigamist out of her. He went on to have more wives and children. He beat his wives according to his son George.

Barack’s grandfather chose his drinking buddy, communist Frank Marshall Davis, to be Barack’s mentor.

Barack Junior spent his formative years in Indonesia with Muslims just like most Americans do. His father was an alcoholic who killed a man and eventually himself with his drunk driving. That didn’t stop Obama Jr. from following dreams from his father.

Barack snorted, inhaled, and drank his way through Occidental and Columbia by his own admission.

His religious mentor for twenty years was the anti-white, anti-semite Rev. Jeremiah Wright.

Barack ate dogs during his formative years. We wouldn’t have known that Barack Obama ate little dogs if he didn’t tell us himself.

Yes, Mr. Lerner hit the nail on the head. Obama is a typical American president, born and raised, well, maybe not raised.

Here is the email I received:

Democrats
Sara –

You have got to be kidding me.

Yesterday, Mitt Romney said, and I quote:”No one has ever asked to see my birth certificate.

They know that this is the place that we were born and raised.”

This actually makes me feel sick when I think about it — what it means when the leader of the Republican Party, a presidential candidate, stoops to this level.

The scariest part? His comment was met with cheers. It certainly fired up the extreme “birther” elements of the Republican base.This has to stop, and it has to stop now.

There’s only one way to do that — by making sure President Obama and Democrats across the board win on Election Day.

Donate $3 or more now to give Democrats the resources they need to cut through this crap and do what it takes to win in 73 days:

https://my.democrats.org/Birth-Certificate

Keep fighting,

Jeffrey

Jeffrey Lerner
Political Director
Democratic National Committee

In the following video, Barack Obama jokes about his birth certificate. Could it mean, is it possible, is Barack Obama a birther too?

In the next video, Barack jokes about eating dogs. Should this make me sick?

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