Obamacare Enrollment Skyrockets to Almost 1% of the March 2014 Target!


Unofficial numbers are in! In a country of 316,000,000, with millions losing their health insurance, only about 50,000 reportedly signed up for Obamacare in the month of October, according to the Wall Street Journal. How many of those are applicants for Medicaid – the free government healthcare – is unknown.

HHS said the numbers would be low and they were not just whistling Dixie.

They need 7,000,000 by March. At the rate they are going, they will be ready in March of 2025.

It’s a serious problem for the insurance companies who need the healthy people to sign up so this thing can become somewhat profitable.

The website, healthcare.gov, has failed catastrophically in 36 states and people can’t sign up. People are also finding out that they have only 4 choices of plans and most of them are unaffordable for the average person.

The White House is talking about just opening up opportunities for enrollment on healthcare.gov in the condition it’s in to get the numbers up.

I would suggest everyone invest in Lifelock stock, it should be skyrocketing after the site is opened up.

Right now, there are dummy sites being opened up collecting peoples’ information and there are fake navigators walking around asking people for their personal and financial information.

It is hard to believe that anyone could do this bad a job and not have done it all deliberately.

Mr. Obama lied, we know that, and the lie actually rises to the level of fraud. He sold us Obamacare with the fraudulent promise that we could keep our healthcare and our doctors if we wanted to, knowing all the while that it was untrue.

He is taking over one-sixth of the US economy without even being able to run a website. He is in way over his head.

The White House made the daring pronouncement that the site would be ready by November 31st. That’s not likely unless they are talking November of next year.

What if Mr. Obama and his minions want it all to collapse? What if this is the perfect plan unfolding?

Every part of Obama’s government is in trouble. The government is too big to be managed and all Mr. Obama can do is grow it even more. He goes from crisis to crisis, scandal to scandal. Mr. Obama tries to manipulate the American people into believing the Republicans are manufacturing crises. In fact, they are real crises and they are of Mr. Obama’s making.

 Obama needs a crackpipeMr. Obama with a crackpipe, maybe it would help (this is morphed, it’s a joke)

Democratic strategist James Carville suggested the crack pipe might help Mr. Obama:

Maybe Debbie Wasserman-Schultz needs the bong: