I am off for a vacation and if you guessed President Obama invited me to the Vineyard, you guessed wrong. I was going up there to interview Dough the Obama Dog, but Dough has been detained by the Martha Vineyard police for eating a Fox news reporter. That shouldn’t be a problem for him and I hear he will be out on bond in a couple days. In fact, the charges will most likely be dropped.
With my customary good luck, I’ve chosen a better vacation spot. Alas, it is in the path of hurricane Irene. I am going anyway and will probably have the opportunity to travel back with it. Not to worry, I’m bringing a videocamera.
I might not post too much for a few days but will post some, if I’m not swept away by my vacation.