Shark Infested Long Island Parkways

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THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS ON PARKWAYS WHEN YOU LIVE ON AN ISLAND

We have a lot of traffic on Long Island and one of the reasons is the sharks on the parkways slowing down the traffic, not following minimum speed limits, and flipping their fins at passing motorists. I hear they swam in from the Capitol.

An NYPD officer snapped a photo of this shark swimming around the Belt Parkway after Hurricane Irene flooded the construction zone near Rockaway Parkway.

Now here’s a true story –

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