The Toilet Paper Caper


If you were going to risk it all for something, what would it be?  What would you risk going to jail for? Jewels, cash? How about a dozen rolls of toilet paper?

In Alberquerque, New Mexico’s Burgers, Dogs and Wings, three men came in acting strangely. In a daring move, they went into the bathroom and ran out with a dozen rolls of toilet paper.

They have since been apprehended after a local area manhunt. The thieves apparently also have a heroine ring, but they must be moving on to bigger and better things. I doubt the money will be as good.

The toilet paper has been recovered and returned to its owner.