The White House Wants Your First Born & All Your Gift Money


I’m only kidding, but not much.

Check out Obama’ event registry below. Forget all those wedding gifts, birthday gifts, forget all gifts, give all your money to Barack. You might as well, he will get it all eventually anyway!

This is the first time a U.S. President ever established an event registry.

Click here for the WH registry, there is a place to comment, but lots of luck getting comments posted.