Beto has revamped his campaign since Buttigieg stole his voters. No more appearances skateboarding, or being plastered across the cover of Vogue touted as the greatest thing since sliced bread. He will no longer be caught talking while having his teeth cleaned. That’s over. It’s a new chapter. He’s a serious man now.
Now he’s appearing on The View berating himself and chatting while having his haircut.
Watch him get his ear hairs cleaned out. He speaks Spanish in the clip because he is Beto the fake Hispanic:
On The View, he couldn’t berate himself enough. Now, I ask you, can this wimpy man, who apologizes for everything, ever go up against a Putin or the Mullahs?
Listen to @BetoORourke WE DON’T BELIEVE HIM finding himself under 5% support!
— Oliver McGee PhD MBA (@OliverMcGee) May 16, 2019
He is being mercilessly mocked
He’ll let you know after live streaming his colonoscopy.
— Nate (@FakePundit) May 16, 2019
Ten bucks says Beto shows up to the first debate on a Razor scooter…. “My first order of business will be legally changing the National Anthem to Wonderwall. Wait… That’s still a hip tune, right gang?”
— Trumper_Tantrum (@trumper_tantrum) May 16, 2019
stop. Just stop. He’s learned nothing.
— Jennifer Rubin (@JRubinBlogger) May 15, 2019
— penelope210 (@penelopesire) May 15, 2019
Omg. They are grasping for anything to get attention. 🤔🤦♀️
I feel like I’m watching some teen on Instagram. – look at me, look at me!
What an idiot!
— Toni Ann 🇺🇸🍊🇺🇸🍊 (@NJ_2_FL) May 16, 2019
Well, that is the guy who thought that teeth cleanings were for public consumption…
— Miranda Yaver (@mirandayaver) May 15, 2019
He’s like that guy that shows up everywhere even though he never gets invited.
— Oscar Israel Rodriguez🇺🇸 (@politiloko) May 16, 2019