Satanic Temple Is Ticked Off with John Boehner for Calling Ted Cruz ‘Lucifer in the Flesh’


Lucien Greaves

Former Speaker of the House John Boehner declared Senator Ted Cruz “Lucifer in the flesh” this week during an interview at Stanford.

His remark has the Satanists upset. They disavow Cruz 100%.

Lucien Greaves, spokesman of The Satanic Temple,was appalled:

“Cruz’s failures of reason, compassion, decency, and humanity are products of his Christian pandering, if not an actual Christian faith,” Greaves said.

He condemned ‘pedophile priests’ and ‘loathsome politicians’ and declared Cruz one of the worst.

“I think he is a real disaster,” The Satanist Temple spokesman said. “I think he is possibly one of the worst. I think we have been on a race to the bottom for a long time now, and you keep thinking it can’t get worse and people would wise up after a clown like [Sarah] Palin or George Bush. But then you see people lining up around Ted Cruz.”Lucien Greaves

He doesn’t like Boehner either. He called Boehner ‘simple-minded’ for associating Cruz with Satanists just because Boehner doesn’t like him.

He’s not alone in disliking Boehner. Boehner is a Republican who might as well be a Democrat. He helped Barack Obama run up trillions in debt and enslave the American people with Obamacare, EPA regulations, and many other stultifying regulations and laws.

The Satanic Temple has 17 chapters in the United States and Europe and claims an estimated 100,000 members – a figure based on the purchase of membership cards and various forms of online support. Vice News had a bit of an exposé on them in 2013.

Bernie Sanders won their coveted endorsement though I imagine they would settle for Hillary.