Gatorade Makes Obesity Beautiful Again

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Gatorade’s model in the ad below is a bit hefty for her health and none of this looks healthy but I’m not an expert. Maybe to the sugary Gatorade marketers, this is healthy.

Some research indicates Gatorade is good for athletes engaging in prolonged exercise, but for the average person or children, it’s not good, according to Healthline. It has too much sugar and food dye.

The Left wants to make obesity beautiful again. Obesity is back in after years of them telling us to take off the extra fat. This is even as we know that COVID was most dangerous for obese people.

Is this ad really going to sell Gatorade?

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D3F1ANT
2 years ago

Pffft! Gatorade is neck-in-neck with Sports Illustrated SI in a race to the bottom! LOL!

Ronald Harms
2 years ago
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Maybe they’ll use “one of the Butt sisters” for the label. Jimmy Castor Bunch – The Bertha Butt Boogie LyricsBum bum bumadum…

The party was jumping
When Bertha got off of her stump
The whistles were blowing
And everybody did the bump

But all the time Bertha
Had been working on a goodie
Now folks call it the
Bertha Butt Boogie

When Bertha Butt did her goodie
She started the Bertha Butt Boogie
No question

Bum bum bumadum…

When Bertha got moving
Her hips were humming in the wind
The ground started shaking
No grass grew where she’d been

The music was popping
The crowd had formed a ring
Her sisters yelled, boogie, Bertha
Do your thing

Oh, for your information
Bertha had three sisters
Betty Butt, Bella Butt
And Bathsheba Butt

When Bertha Butt did her goodie
She started the Bertha Butt Boogie
I said no question

Bum bum bumadum…

Hey Leroy, get away from that woman
That boy’ll never learn
Uh oh, here comes the troglodyte
Come here, sock it to me

Bertha stood back and yelled
Betty, Bella, Bathsheba
And the Butt sisters backed her up
When she yelled, I need you

The troglodyte, Leroy, Luther
And the Butt sisters all knew
That the Bertha Butt Boogie
Was now the thing to do

When Bertha Butt did her goodie
She started the Bertha Butt Boogie
No question

Bum bum bumadum…

I’ll sock it to you, daddy
Me like, me like
Come here, woman, woman

Come on
I’m calling you ma’am
Yeah, the boogie

Last edited 2 years ago by Ronald Harms