Miller Lite has followed Bud Light down the fertilizer trail of bad apologies and bad ads. They apologize for all their past ads, and they want you to send them to them so they can shred them. To quote Miller Lite, it’s out with the old sht and in with the new sht.
With all the he-women brewers, they feel it’s now time to apologize and move on.
No more women in bikinis wrestling in vats of Miller Lite.
No more ‘find the Miller Lite’ ads in a sea of bathing beauties.
Now you have a mildly attractive he-woman shredding the old ads. In with the new!
So, guys, do you buy their apology and will you gladly move on to the good sht now that you see women properly? What do you think? Will it make you buy more Miller Lite?
Watch, it’s funny:
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They are asking for # 41 t.
Ok,people need to go on a quest and send them, literal s hi t. Get those stool sample mail in things from your doctor, .. fill it… and send it to miller lite.
Here I found some more bad s e43t for you.
This one is easy to fix !!
Am I missing something? All these decades it’s been my understanding that the Bud Lights and the Miller Lites are beers bought by the case by men who have a drinking problem. They don’t care what it tastes like, so long as it’s cheap. One would think Anheuser Busch and Molson Coors understood this. Why they even advertise at all is beyond me. But to willfully create advertisements in such a manner so as to deliberately scold and insult the very customers upon whom they DEPEND to keep their balance sheets on the plus side?
“Old sht” … “New sht” … ? How ’bout sht for brains?
I recall a Miller ad about 20 years ago with a map showing the southwest being part of Mexico. If I were to buy an American beer it would be something like Yuengling.
If only Yuengling lager (and other green bottle beers) didn’t taste like trash. Yuengling may be the oldest American brewery but their beer still tastes too bitter. No thanks.
I guess I fill the Frig with Tiger, Singha, and Sapporo since Western Beer producers have gone insane!