M&M characters redesigned for a “more dynamic, progressive world,” Mars announces.
Sadly, M&Ms Have Gone WOKE.
TheHill.com reported their colors aren’t changing but their personas are getting a makeover. They weren’t inclusive and diverse enough.
The green candy on the M&M’s website noted that she enjoys “being a hypewoman for my friends.”
The M&M’s promotional site notes that the green M&M character added, “I think we all win when we see more women in leading roles, so I’m happy to take on the part of a supportive friend when they succeed.”
Another character, the brown M&M, described her motto as “Not bossy. Just the boss.”
Orange will acknowledge anxiety, and Red will tone down bossiness.
The VP of M&Ms explains that they’re making the M&Ms characters more inclusive in order to “start a movement.” The girl M&Ms will be focused on “empowerment” while the orange M&M will “embrace his true self.”
This is not a parody pic.twitter.com/Fo7km8XTSD
— Matt Walsh (@MattWalshBlog) January 20, 2022
Babylon Bee made fun of them.
M&Ms Introduces New Trans Character Who Identifies As A Skittlehttps://t.co/NTcOxf5lX2
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) January 20, 2022
Because I can’t enjoy a bag of M&Ms until I’m “represented”🙄🙄🙄 https://t.co/1IB9SCb6lw
— Steph Anie (@mynerdyhome) January 20, 2022
.@MarsGlobal to make M&Ms “more inclusive” as it sponsors the Beijing 2022 Uyghur Genocide Olympics. https://t.co/BBDzagQoH5
— Hillel Neuer (@HillelNeuer) January 20, 2022
Lets see….the green empowered athletic one, the tranny purple one, the woke brown “boss” one (no one has ever liked the brown ones fyi)….which one is the dorky, stupid white guy represented by? Thanks for going woke! You are gonna save me a lot of money! Another American icon down the drain.
Done with ’em.
M&Ms went woke decades ago when they could no longer dive into the pool.
Smaries for me! They’ve always been inclusive!
Virtue signaling, candy that offers Leftist propaganda! Yaaaay!
Found an old mocking label of the candy called eat S’ in the pix archive and the Air Colon which is only available in red and gold…hammer and sickle.
Picked some of the candy out of trail mix as it doesn’t belong.
Morale day is fun.