Pencil-Neck Adam Schiff Gets His Own Schiff Tee


Get your pencil-neck Schiff shirts at Trump campaign networks. The t-shirts were inspired by President Trump who etched the nickname into history.

“Little Pencil-Neck Adam Schiff. He spent two years knowingly and unlawfully lying and leaking. He should be forced to resign from Congress! Everyone should buy a Pencil-Neck Adam Schiff shirt today!” the item’s online description reads.

We’ll probably get beaten up by a Democrat for wearing it, but a beating and the cost of $28 might be worth it. Don’t forget to listen to Schiff’s song at the end.

This song was recommended by a reader and it’s just perfect to play while wearing your new tee.



  1. Wrestling great Freddie Blassie had the EPIC pencil neck geek song in the late 1970s. The lyrics are laugh out loud funny. The Dr. Demento 20th Anniversary collection has the song.

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