President Trump to Cracker Barrel’s Rescue

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President Trump has some ideas on how to save Cracker Barrel from themselves. They are being torched for changing their logo, their decor and their theme of Southern charm and Americana.

Congratulations, Cracker, you got the most powerful man in the world to comment on your changes.

Some good advice from President Art of the Deal:

Cracker Barrel should go back to the old logo, admit a mistake based on customer response (the ultimate Poll), and manage the company better than ever before. They got a Billion Dollars worth of free publicity if they play their cards right. Very tricky to do, but a great opportunity. Have a major News Conference today. Make Cracker Barrel a WINNER again. Remember, in just a short period of time I made the United States of America the “HOTTEST” Country anywhere in the World. One year ago, it was “DEAD.” Good luck!

People are making hay out of this. However, their stock wasn’t doing all that well, and it does seem to be bouncing back today.

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The Prisoner
3 hours ago

I agree with Trump. This issue is minor. The huge publicity over this obscures the massive abuses and crimes of the left. But hype news loves these kinds of stories. I think they changed the logo over some idea that it will attract more non-whites and youths to the restaurants. I doubt that works, blacks already go there and the… Read more »