The pen is mightier than the sword and guns!
We have already heard about the DHS training tape that suggests a homicidal maniac with a gun can be stopped with scissors. We have heard from Rep. Salazar that call boxes, safe boxes, and whistles can stop rapists right in their tracks.
But now, now, we have an even better option – pens!!!
I hope I still have time to buy up scissors, whistles and pens. I bet there’s a run on them. I’m afraid they will ban large capacity ink pens or assault pens.
Give me a cheer for the champion of pens!
Give me an “S”
Give me a “T”
Give me a “U”
Give me “PID”