Twitter Tells Me How to Become Popular on Their Platform


This is how you don’t get banned! I am not sure if Twitter is trying to dumb down Americans or this is really what people spend hours watching on Twitter. I received some vital information on how to become popular on Twitter in an email from the social media platform Saturday.

I was interested because @Jack hates me and anyone who posts here on this site.

This is the email:

Titled, How to talk Twitter, the email begins with a fox eating a shoe. They write after the video, “These top videos on Twitter are the most played for a reason. Take a look, and then join the conversation about them by tapping, Reply.”

We did not REPLY!

Following are the videos they want me to mimic. Lots of cute animals, but not interested.



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