“Wakes up, makes coffee, opens Twitter, sees #MeToobin trending”

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Jeffrey Toobin was caught with his junk out of his pants during a zoom call. The New Yorker suspended him and he took a leave from CNN to “rest.” It’s not over since he did more than expose himself.

The reason #MeToobin is trending is because some are running to his defense as if he is a victim.

Do you think Toobin can survive this? I never watch him or read anything by him so I can’t say. Personally, I never want to see his face or any part of him again.

But, but, he needs help, you know, man?

Everybody apparently masturbates on zoom work calls. Who knew? Where have I been?

Some are getting all philosophical and are referencing Occam’s Razor.

The thread has become a joke. Will Toobin ever recover? We don’t know but PeeWee Herman tried for decades after jerking off in a movie theater showing an X-rated film. I don’t feel sorry for Toobin, he is a sexual harasser, but I do feel sorry for his family.

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And this accusation of sexual predation…

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4 years ago

All mammals are addicted to sexual drives to one degree or another. For our four legged animal friends, it may be seasonal in order to time the birthing of offspring. For humans, it’s 24/7 with no holidays.

A bell curve applies to the degree to which we are driven to seek satisfaction. At the low end, there are those who have no desire at all. At the high end are those whose unrestrained desires exceed those of Bonobo monkeys.

Another bell curve applies to the myriad of stimuli that turn any particular male on.

Yet other bell curves apply to when and where a stimulus will be answered with discernible activity. No matter where, when the thought is that “nobody’s watching”, it’s likely to be a slam dunk.

Toobin thought nobody was watching and he merely attempted to ring his own bell!

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4 years ago

Use the I forgot the cam was on excuse or I was just really exuberant and exhilarated that day.
I didn’t really have sex with that woman could work. Maybe smoke a cigar.
Pee Wee Herman! That show was always full of double entendre and Dottie was so hot!
I love the 80s Big Adventure movie with Large Marge the trucker and the scene with him dancing on the bar at the biker club to Tequila still cracks me up even now.
I felt sorry for him to be honest because he pissed all it away just to punch the clown in some dingy theater but it was before the porno fountain known as the internet came along.