Update: Hasbro changed their minds and will not go gender-neutral. Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head will continue on, hopefully for at least another 70 years.
Maybe the whole thing was just a marketing gimmick. Or, perhaps this was a trial balloon that fell flat.
ORIGINAL STORY
Hasbro, the company that makes Mr. Potato Head, is giving the spud a gender-neutral new name: Potato Head. The change will appear on boxes this year.
Hasbro said Mr. Potato Head, which has been around for about 70 years, needed a modern makeover.
No more Mister? That’s modern? Why? The only reason is to indoctrinate babies and toddlers.
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Our external enemies will do away with anything masculine and they will never attack us because of the rainbow collective unity.
Instead they will load their warheads with…heart shaped Potato Heads with lovey slogans on them.
Good feelz occur after a choom bong load!