At today’s press conference, Elon Musk made it clear DOGE is going nowhere. He also indicated he will come back from time to time. Watch the full conference at the end and the short clip where he slams the fake New York Times news.
He showed up with a black eye, and explained he wasn’t anywhere near France. That clears Mrs. Macron.
The Black Eye
Elon Musk created an X stir when people saw him show up at today’s farewell presser with a black eye. The conspiracy theories began instantly. However, Elon later explained it.
“I’ve got a little shiner here,” the 53-year-old said after President Trump answered a question from Fox News correspondent Peter Doocy about “the first lady of France slapping her husband, Emmanuel Macron.”
The press asked him what happened to his eye.
“Well, I wasn’t anywhere near France,” Musk quipped, poking fun at headlines regarding French President Emmanuel Macron, who was caught on camera being shoved by his wife last week. “I didn’t know the first lady of France isn’t a lieutenant.”
“No, I just was horsing around with little X,” Musk said, referring to his five-year-old son, X Æ A-Xii. “And I said, ‘Go ahead, punch me in the face.’ And he did. Turns out even a 5-year-old punching you in the face… actually does this.”
President Donald Trump jumped in immediately. “That was X that did that?”
“Yeah,” Musk replied.
“X could do it, if you knew X,” Trump said with a grin.
Elon Slams Fake News NYT
Elon Musk got the New York Times good over their false reporting and their unearned Pulitzer.
Watch the presser:
Thank you Elon Musk! Now congress must codify DOGE if they have any semblance of decency. DOGE FOREVER
Elon has cast himself in the mold of our Founding Fathers. He has basically pledged his life, his fortune, and his sacred honor, in an effort to reset the path of our nation.
Multiple choice
Leftists are confused because:
a) They don’t know who their father is.
b) They have 2 mommies
c) They have a mommie and a trans-mommie.
d) They believe the State is the father.
e) There is no wrong answer.