“WE GOT HIM! My fellow Americans,” Trump wrote on Truth Social, “over the past several hours, the United States Military pulled off one of the most daring Search and Rescue Operations in U.S. History, for one of our incredible Crew Member Officers, who also happens to be a highly respected Colonel, and who I am thrilled to let you know is now SAFE and SOUND!
“This brave Warrior was behind enemy lines in the treacherous mountains of Iran, being hunted down by our enemies, who were getting closer and closer by the hour, but was never truly alone because his Commander in Chief, Secretary of War, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, and fellow Warfighters were monitoring his location 24 hours a day, and diligently planning for his rescue.
“At my direction, the U.S. Military sent dozens of aircraft, armed with the most lethal weapons in the World, to retrieve him. He sustained injuries, but he will be just fine. This miraculous Search and Rescue Operation comes in addition to a successful rescue of another brave Pilot yesterday, which we did not confirm, because we did not want to jeopardize our second rescue operation.
He should start doing balcony pressers so they will get triggered and yelp Der Mussolini!
Bwahaha! Trump trolls them hard with Jedi Supreme aplomb.
Off topics-you posts are now appearing on one of the aggregators that doesn’t have a name that sounds like grudge.
Congrats.
Comments are closed.