Clown World’s Dummy of the Year, Robert DeNiro, Is Trending
Robert De Niro is trending today because of his hate-filled rants. Clown World is very excited that one of its dumbest clowns has made...
Wendy’s Hires Foreign Burger Flippers for Their Special Talents
Instead of hiring Americans, Wendy's is using specialized visas to hire foreigners. What special talent do you need to work at Wendy's?
They have over...
The Latest Platnertude
Just when you think you've heard the worst of Graham Platnertudes, the senatorial hopeful from Maine and fake Oysterman comes up with another one....
Two Teens Commit a Most Unusual Armed Robbery
Two teen criminals committed an armed robbery. It was unusual in that they robbed a children's lemonade stand. Unfortunately, the boy selling lemonade referred...
Zohran Invited 1,000 Unscreened People to the Watch Party
Dolan canceled the watch party outside Madison Square Garden when he found out Zohran Mamdani gave away 1,000 tickets, and he didn’t have kind...
California, Where All You Need to Vote Is a Gym Membership
The U.S. Attorney for California, Bill Essayli, is investigating California's potentially fraudulent voting process. Protecting the electoral processes is his priority; however, California is...
Clown World Lunatic Award! Democrats Did It! They Erased Mom and Dad
Democrats did it. They erased mothers and fathers with the stroke of a few pens and a crazy bill. Instead of "Mother" and "Father"...
Hakeem Jeffries Will “Break” Trump Voters
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries showed up at the crazy Center for American Progress to impart his questionable wisdom. He said we have to...
Tennessee Democrat Reps Are the Most Clownish in a Big Field
These Tennessee Democrat state representatives are very childish or mentally ill. It is hard to say which is accurate. In any case, as Clay...
NBC News: Don’t Insult the CCP Spy Who Ran a US City
If you think the real problem with calling out Chinese spy Eileen Wang, who ran an entire California city while spying for China, you...