Clown World

The FBI Spokesperson Is a “Moron?”

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The FBI needs to hire better people. The following is the FBI's initial statement. Earlier today, the FBI spokesperson said, "This is not a terrorist event. What it is right now is improvised explosive...

Pramila Wins the Dumbest December Clown World Post

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Congratulations go to Pramily Jayapal for having the Dumbest Clown World post of the month. Pramila Jayapal won for Dumb December Clown World Post. It is not an easy accomplishment since the competition is...

The World Bank Lost $41B in Global Clown World

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Recent reports from Oxfam reveal that the World Bank has failed to account for up to $41 billion (£31 billion ) from donor countries in climate finance over the past seven years. That is...

Gasbag Chris Christie Weighs in on the Coming End of Elon Musk

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Gasbag Chris Christie is trying to draw a wedge between Elon Musk and Donald Trump by claiming all people close to Trump have a shelf life. He ignores the fact that the people he...

San Francisco Health Department Hires a “Fat Positivity” Expert

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San Francisco hired a Fat Positivity expert. Of course, it's San Francisco. Virgie Tovar, the author of ‘You Have the Right to Remain Fat” and other published works on “fat positivity and body acceptance,”...

We Leave You With Justice Ketanje on Broadway – Very Cringe

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Ketanje's appearance on Broadway is bad. Justice Brown Jackson thinks she is a star, but she looks like she is performing in a grammar school play. Ketanje made it to Supreme Court Justice Clown...

NSC Tells Undercover Reporter About Biden’s Dead Brain

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National Security Council Advisor Henry Appel told an undercover journalist that "Biden is like dead" and can't say a sentence. For example, he would call in from overseas looking for Jake Sullivan, and we'd...

DoD Acting Like Absolute Clowns Over Climate Change in Africa

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The Department of Defense is very concerned about climate change affecting security in Africa. Meanwhile, our borders are open. We have drones on the Eastern Seaboard, and they are concerned about climate change affecting...

John Kerry’s Official Portrait Depicts Him As He Imagines Himself

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John Kerry currently holds no office in the US government, but just this week, he revealed his official portrait that will hang in the State Department, with such questionable notables as Hillary Clinton. Antony...

AOC Claims Jordan Neely Was Only Crying Out for Food

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is a nincompoop. She refuses to blame Jordan Neely or the people who neglected him for his death. She depicts Daniel Penny as a killer without remorse. We cannot say how she...