The Michigan attorney general pleaded with residents of the state on Thursday to stop telling her staff to shove Sharpies up their butts.
Attorney General Dana Nessel made the plea in a tweet Thursday.
“Dear members of the public: Please stop making harassing & threatening calls to my staff,” Nessel wrote.
“They are kind, hardworking public servants just doing their job. Asking them to shove sharpies in uncomfortable places is never appropriate & is a sad commentary on the state of our nation,” she added.
The NY Post then ripped into Donald Trump and blamed him for the ‘conspiracy theory’ of Sharpiegate.
Well, at least Sharpie is getting a lot of good publicity.
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It is some kind of mutiny of deviated sex preverts! Esteemed party member comrade kommissarina Gretchen will be out in her Evita outfit to rally the errant comrades in the glorious people’s republic.
The unwashed prole flyover kulak scum wait for her every utterance to be uplifted from their miserable deplorable existence!
A historic elfin midget transgender hermaphrodite sign language reader (historic!) will hammer out every word onto an eco friendly Play-Doh style tablet which will then be baked in the Fawn Liebowitz memorial kiln.
Like I said…historic!
Oh, I don’t know. But I believe most if not all of her staff promote homosexuality or maybe homosexuals themselves so they might enjoy it.
Clown suits as uniforms for all comrades of the glorious people’s collective.
Follow the lead of the historic pioneer clowny government official in Oregon comrades.
If we are going full Zimbabwe then let’s laugh and have fun as we wallow in third world turd status.
I really needed this laugh….What I find interesteing is if you click on the Faux links, they are all dead. Not just on this site but on Whatfinger and DB Daily….
We’re in a sorry shape anyway so shove a paint roller up there. Sideways!