Pete Buttigieg Is Looking at a New Gig

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Gary Peters, who took up space as the not-so-great senator from Michigan, has announced that he will not run for reelection in 2026. That leaves the field open for Pete Buttigieg. He’s the former mayor of South Bend, Indiana, who will somehow prove he’s a Michigander.

He was known as Pothole Pete when he was mayor of South Bend and somehow became a Democrat candidate spouting Marxist ideals like his communist professor father.

Then he was appointed secretary of transportation without any qualifications to back it up other than he couldn’t fill the potholes in South Bend. Now we know he’s an expert at spotting racist roads.

After Peters said he was leaving, news broke that Buttigieg was seriously looking at the seat. He will be right there voting for anything that destroys the Constitution. He’s opposed to the Electoral College, the Supreme Court, and so much more. He’s a shoo-in.

This is the Peter Principle on acid.


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The Prisoner
The Prisoner
3 months ago

Only election crimes could elect him as a Michigan senator. Michigan is not a leftist state, and Pete is considered a misfit.

merryinfidel
merryinfidel
3 months ago

Wow. I had to re-read the headline. When I first read it, I thought it said “Pete Buttigieg Is Looking at a New D!ck…”

Sua Sponte
Sua Sponte
3 months ago

Wait, did anyone seriously think this knob would go out and get a real job? They never did before, aren’t going to start now. To used to living off the taxpayers and not having to produce anything, that’s why they stick to government because in the real world they wouldn’t last a day.

NT Project Boy
NT Project Boy
3 months ago

Never trust a guy with a fake boob.

Peter B. Prange,
Peter B. Prange,
3 months ago

Well, let’s see, people were catching on that Joe was addled, so we give hem witty Kamala. Oops! Well, let’s see, we lost our robot Gary Peters, who has a recognizable name that we can insert to replace him? Hmm! well any publicity that get the name out helps, and Pete Buttigieg was a faithful and useless (oops useful) tool the last 4 years, let’s make him the senator from Michigan.