Sen Cruz shares funny questions senators asked Dems this morning

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Ted Cruz said there was chaos this morning when impeachment managers changed their minds and wanted witnesses.

That works both ways and, if that were to take place, Republicans planned to call Nancy Pelosi, among others, and ask her what she knew and when did she know it. Then they planned to follow up with those who would know what she knew.

Cruz said “Schumer blindsided. Pandemonium. They’re negotiating now to figure out next steps.”

Cruz told the press he thought most Democrats didn’t want to go down that road.

While they were waiting, some senators, who remain anonymous, decided to ask Democrats questions.

Q1: “Where’s the short, fat guy?”

Q2: “Can we build the Keystone Pipeline if we add Hunter Biden to the board?”

Q3: “To Manager Swalwell: Tell us about Fang Fang.”

Q4: “(generic) Have any of the House Managers had sexual relations with a Chinese communist spy? Please explain.”

Q5: “If we put him in a burlap sack & throw him in the river, and he does not float, must we convict?”


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The Prisoner
The Prisoner
4 years ago

It no longer matters to conservatives what Cruz says. His smearing of Trump as “reckless” for challenging elecition results discredits him.

Cruz never demanded that the Bidens be investigated by the senate. The senate led by the corrupt China Mitch had 15 months to do that after credible and serious evidence of Biden corruption was revealed. Cruz was not there to pursue justice when the nation needed him to, but now he jokes as a diversion. How cheap.

Witnesses were not called because our “leaders” would be severely embarrassed by it. That includes both parties. If Cruz was interested in justice, he would have demanded that witnesses be called.

Nikki Stargunn
Nikki Stargunn
4 years ago

If banana peels are on the floor are they slippery?
If we add 50 big bananas to the flag will our external enemies laugh?
Will there be enough free milk and honey and land space for the entire world to come here for the fundamental transformation?
How will we eat when it is all stripmall, subdivision, industrial park?
Will our good buddy ally China share those agricultural techniques or is it terracing that only works in mountainous terrain?
In order to go green new deal we’ll have to mine all the cobalt in the world, will other nations just stand by?