Sports Illustrated makes their bones off gorgeous bikini-clad women. That’s their whole schtick. They’re a cleansed-version of Playboy. So, they took 81-year-old, very attractive for an 81-year-old, Martha Stewart, put her in a bathing suit with a robe covering much of her, airbrushed her, and sent the message they want you to memorize. Age is not a factor and she is a thirst trap.
The message seems to be 81-year olds are just as sexy as beautiful young women in scant attire. Okay, guys, are you convinced? I’m not talking to the 90-year-olds here.
The funny thing is Sports Illustrated’s only purpose, meaning for existence, and true worth is beautiful photographs of bathing beauties for men to look at while they read the inadequate sports stories.
The article reads:
“Age is not the determining factor in terms of friendship or in terms of success, but what people do, how people think, how people act, that’s what’s important and not your age,” Stewart said. Get it, Martha!”
There is a point beyond the sexy Martha point, but thirst trap? Martha Stewart looks great at 81 but there’s a time and a season and all the Wokes in the world might not be able to change that for Sports Illustrated’s magazine covers.
What say you?
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Meanwhile, back at Miller Lite, THEIR marketing team is APOLOGIZING for running risque ads of young babes in bikinis a couple decades ago?!?!
Tell me 81-year-old Martha doesn’t creak and groan when she hoists herself into a sitting position every morning, before putting her feet on the floor, and then taking those first few wobbly steps, perhaps lunging for the bedpost to steady herself, as she heads to the bathroom. I’ll bet she’s a real sight, then.
Woke leftists and the very obese women they assure us are as beautiful as any are probably angry about that.
Stewart is thin and rich…and white…she is everything the woke leftists hate.
Sports illustrated is trying to please ( or appease ) the woke left
but…
Pleasing the woke left is impossible because they want one thing and its opposite, they defend one thing and its opposite., they promote one thing and its opposite…
She was always an attention hound. I recall she treated her husband, who was raising the children, like hired help.