Jeffrey Toobin was caught with his junk out of his pants during a zoom call. The New Yorker suspended him and he took a leave from CNN to “rest.” It’s not over since he did more than expose himself.
The reason #MeToobin is trending is because some are running to his defense as if he is a victim.
Do you think Toobin can survive this? I never watch him or read anything by him so I can’t say. Personally, I never want to see his face or any part of him again.
But, but, he needs help, you know, man?
If you’re that desensitized to where you masturbate during work, you have a real problem.
We need to call masturbation addiction what it is….. A mental health issue.
Jeffrey Toobin needs help and rehab.#MeToobin #JeffreyToobin
— Big Lucy (@Kingdolomite) October 20, 2020
Everybody apparently masturbates on zoom work calls. Who knew? Where have I been?
One of American culture’s worst qualities, and a key contributor to problems like mass incarceration, is our propensity to punish and humiliate people with little regard to proportionality.
— German Lopez (@germanrlopez) October 19, 2020
Get out with this ridiculous Occam’s Razor horseshit. Everyone got the Don’t-jerk-off-at-work memo. There’s no excuse except for white make arrogance and privilege. #MeToobin
— Keekeedeek (@keekeedeek) October 20, 2020
Some are getting all philosophical and are referencing Occam’s Razor.
The thread has become a joke. Will Toobin ever recover? We don’t know but PeeWee Herman tried for decades after jerking off in a movie theater showing an X-rated film. I don’t feel sorry for Toobin, he is a sexual harasser, but I do feel sorry for his family.
Some Jokes
Hmm who is going to replace him on erection day, I mean election day? #MeToobin
— Mark C (@TTKKane) October 20, 2020
Now trending: #MeToobin
#MeToobin Toobin wanted to sue over his suspension, but his lawyer said it wouldn’t stand up in court.
— SpeakFriendAndEnter (@FriendEnter) October 20, 2020
Sooooo…in retrospect – was @JeffreyToobin actually not wearing pants and playing with himself in all of his “on air” interviews? #MeToobin seems to have been something all @CNN male “correspondents” probably do…since they don’t actually do any reporting… https://t.co/Jm69xJGkWQ
— Tony Shaffer (@T_S_P_O_O_K_Y) October 20, 2020
You know it’s pretty bad when The Juice is roasting you. OJ Simpson got jokes this morning, 😆 https://t.co/PFSHLHkumm
— Cedric Taylor 🌐 (@TheUrbanEntity) October 20, 2020
Wakes up. Makes coffee. Opens Twitter. Sees #metoobin trending.😶#NewProfilePic pic.twitter.com/EjQBzVd1EA
— Simeon John (@826_john) October 20, 2020
Would you like to buy a vowel? #MeToobin 😂 pic.twitter.com/fIlnKxDIza
— nicolesimmons (@nic_simm) October 20, 2020
Jeffrey Toobin in a zoom meeting#MeToobin pic.twitter.com/APG8dHlIn7
— Morgs (@msvoboda2) October 20, 2020
And this accusation of sexual predation…
#MeToobin
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Yikes. https://t.co/RK6gWMMaiN— Chantal Cousineau (@couz001) October 20, 2020
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All mammals are addicted to sexual drives to one degree or another. For our four legged animal friends, it may be seasonal in order to time the birthing of offspring. For humans, it’s 24/7 with no holidays. A bell curve applies to the degree to which we are driven to seek satisfaction. At the low end, there are those who… Read more »
Use the I forgot the cam was on excuse or I was just really exuberant and exhilarated that day. I didn’t really have sex with that woman could work. Maybe smoke a cigar. Pee Wee Herman! That show was always full of double entendre and Dottie was so hot! I love the 80s Big Adventure movie with Large Marge the… Read more »