Cray cray Jeffrey Toobin whipped out and exposed his most private part during a zoom call last week, VICE News reported. As a result, he was suspended by the New Yorker, pending an investigation. Allegedly, he asked CNN, where he’s a leftist talking head, for time off to rest.
He whipped out his you-know-what by accident — it was an “embarrassingly stupid mistake,” he said.
Why is he bringing out his buddy during a call?
The call was between members of the New Yorker and WNYC radio.
Toobin said in a statement to Motherboard: “I made an embarrassingly stupid mistake, believing I was off-camera. I apologize to my wife, family, friends, and co-workers.”
“I believed I was not visible on Zoom. I thought no one on the Zoom call could see me. I thought I had muted the Zoom video,” he added.
Excuse my impolite expression, but what was his membrum virile doing out during a phone call???
“Jeff Toobin has asked for some time off while he deals with a personal issue, which we have granted,” CNN said in a statement.
He’s just creepy, you know, man?
Once a buddy exposed himself while we were guests at a lady friends apartment during a blizzard.
She laughed out loud and threw us out! Bwahah! I apologized for his actions to her as we left. He got the good job dumbazz treatment for the rest of the night as I had to drive in horizontal snow storm.
Keep private time and parts just that private. If they aren’t asking to see your junk then keep it put up.
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