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M&Ms Go WOKE with Crazy Little Progressive, Pearl-Clutching Candies

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M&M characters redesigned for a “more dynamic, progressive world,” Mars announces.

Sadly, M&Ms Have Gone WOKE.

TheHill.com reported their colors aren’t changing but their personas are getting a makeover.  They weren’t inclusive and diverse enough.

The green candy on the M&M’s website noted that she enjoys “being a hypewoman for my friends.”

The M&M’s promotional site notes that the green M&M character added, “I think we all win when we see more women in leading roles, so I’m happy to take on the part of a supportive friend when they succeed.”

Another character, the brown M&M, described her motto as “Not bossy. Just the boss.”

Orange will acknowledge anxiety, and Red will tone down bossiness.

Babylon Bee made fun of them.

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6 COMMENTS

  1. Lets see….the green empowered athletic one, the tranny purple one, the woke brown “boss” one (no one has ever liked the brown ones fyi)….which one is the dorky, stupid white guy represented by? Thanks for going woke! You are gonna save me a lot of money! Another American icon down the drain.

  2. Found an old mocking label of the candy called eat S’ in the pix archive and the Air Colon which is only available in red and gold…hammer and sickle.
    Picked some of the candy out of trail mix as it doesn’t belong.
    Morale day is fun.

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