M&Ms Go WOKE with Crazy Little Progressive, Pearl-Clutching Candies

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M&M characters redesigned for a “more dynamic, progressive world,” Mars announces.

Sadly, M&Ms Have Gone WOKE.

TheHill.com reported their colors aren’t changing but their personas are getting a makeover.  They weren’t inclusive and diverse enough.

The green candy on the M&M’s website noted that she enjoys “being a hypewoman for my friends.”

The M&M’s promotional site notes that the green M&M character added, “I think we all win when we see more women in leading roles, so I’m happy to take on the part of a supportive friend when they succeed.”

Another character, the brown M&M, described her motto as “Not bossy. Just the boss.”

Orange will acknowledge anxiety, and Red will tone down bossiness.

Babylon Bee made fun of them.


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