M&Ms Go WOKE with Crazy Little Progressive, Pearl-Clutching Candies

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M&M characters redesigned for a “more dynamic, progressive world,” Mars announces.

Sadly, M&Ms Have Gone WOKE.

TheHill.com reported their colors aren’t changing but their personas are getting a makeover.  They weren’t inclusive and diverse enough.

The green candy on the M&M’s website noted that she enjoys “being a hypewoman for my friends.”

The M&M’s promotional site notes that the green M&M character added, “I think we all win when we see more women in leading roles, so I’m happy to take on the part of a supportive friend when they succeed.”

Another character, the brown M&M, described her motto as “Not bossy. Just the boss.”

Orange will acknowledge anxiety, and Red will tone down bossiness.

Babylon Bee made fun of them.


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bigblacksock
1 year ago

Lets see….the green empowered athletic one, the tranny purple one, the woke brown “boss” one (no one has ever liked the brown ones fyi)….which one is the dorky, stupid white guy represented by? Thanks for going woke! You are gonna save me a lot of money! Another American icon down the drain.

CaptRebel
1 year ago

Done with ’em.

GuvGeek
GuvGeek
1 year ago

M&Ms went woke decades ago when they could no longer dive into the pool.

Guy Macher
1 year ago

Smaries for me! They’ve always been inclusive!

D3F1ANT
D3F1ANT
1 year ago

Virtue signaling, candy that offers Leftist propaganda! Yaaaay!