Hot, hairy legs Biden says he can turn Texas blue

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Texas Democrats are fundraising fast and furiously to turn Texas blue — forever. Once those 38 electoral votes are gone, Republicans will never win another presidency and the far-left Democrats will hold the office permanently.

We can all be California or New York, yes we can.

CORNPOP VOWS TO FLIP TEXAS BLUE

Democratic presidential nominee hot hairy legs Joe Biden on Saturday renewed his vow to help flip Texas.

“Texas is an important battleground state for our campaign in 2020,” he said on Facebook Live addressing the state Democratic Party’s convention, which went online-only this year because of the coronavirus pandemic. “I think we have a real chance to turn the state blue because of the work all of you have done.

“We have to keep the House of Representatives. We have to win over the United States Senate. We have to flip the Texas House. We have to lead and deliver meaningful change for people who are hurting all across this nation.”

He spoke from his back porch, pretending the virus is keeping him sequestered and not his senility.

The man can’t even talk. This is who Democrats want to run the country.

HAVE A LAUGH IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THIS

Sad but funny.


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Tim
Tim
4 years ago

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAH…(can’t breathe)…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa. Do Unicorns fart rainbows in your basement Joe?

Randy Delgado
Randy Delgado
4 years ago

More people are moving into the major cities of Texas from liberal states – California, Washington, New York, etc. These liberals leave their states due to taxes, crowds, excessive regulation, etc. and enjoy the openness of Texas. However, most can never really let go of that which fouled their former state and soon they run for local city council, mayor, state positions, education boards, etc. and transform their surroundings into that which they left behind. It may not be this year or next, but if ‘native’ Texans are not careful, what is representative of Austin, Dallas, Houston, etc. will be the future of all Texas within a decade, probably less.

chaz d'spaz
4 years ago

Yea Joe. 150 days and your senile ass won’t even be a footnote in history. It would just be too embarrassing for the Dem historians writers to write.

libsick
libsick
4 years ago

oh my gosh, he can’t even finish a thought. How could he negotiate with foreign leaders? How could he make decisions about the future of our country? He is an unmitigated disaster.

Htos 1av
4 years ago

Right! Like billary to win by 97%…..