Lesbian Bars Can Only Exist If They’re Also Marxists

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Over 200 Lesbians lined up for the exciting opening of Doc Marie’s, a new lesbian bar. That excitement lasted less than a week as complaints poured in. Doc Marie’s, named after Dr. Marie Equi, wasn’t inclusive enough for trans or people of color.

In other words, they thought Lesbians were homophobes and racists.

The bizarre responses do not end there.

Despite mask mandates being lifted in Portland, patrons demanded more COV-prevention measures. COV is now a cold.

Patrons also claimed that Doc Marie’s had “culturally appropriative art” on the walls.

The employees rebelled. They aren’t just lesbians; they are WOKES. They presented a list of demands, and rather than meet them; Doc Marie’s shut down within five days of opening.

Among the demands were ordering the owner to quit and turning ownership over to the employees. In other words, they’re communists – Marxists.

As workers railed that it was not safe or inclusive,  the doors shut, possibly for the last time. Doc Marie’s surrendered, offering to make it more inclusive and eventually reopen.

They should start with a new, non-communist staff. But it’s Portland, and they probably can’t find any.

The message is that you can’t just be a Lesbian; you must accept all the genders and all the Marxism. That is the price you must pay for the early-on help PRIDE gave them, putting them on the path to acceptance.

Gays and lesbians can no longer stand alone. They must be WOKE. As extremists like the WOKEs gain more power, their demands will grow, and independence of any kind will disappear. You must buy the entire ideology.


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Roger
Roger
2 months ago

This certainly explains why there are only about 14 lesbian bars left in the U.S. Soon there will be none. Then who will the woke women and ‘non-men’ blame? White males, of course! To the ‘former’ employees: How about YOU organizing and financing a woke lesbian ( and non-men) bar yourselves. Don’t ‘demand’ that someone else do all the work for you. IF you manages to do that, I predict it will only last a month or two at most. How about it, ladies?

Harrison Pendleton
Harrison Pendleton
2 months ago

MONKEYPOX BARS serving MONEYPOX FOOD and STD-INFECTED DRINKS.

GuvGeek
GuvGeek
2 months ago

As usual pretty much everything a Liberal touches turns to shit. Which is why I call them Godless Communist Globalist Democrat Liberal Losers. A bar is a place to chill out and meet other people, it’s not a safe place for the mentally challenged.

Peter York
Peter York
2 months ago

please, ladies: if your cat is going “MEWC” you must get they to the vet immediately.

anyway, I find that lesbian bars work quite well on large gay men, too.

AwakeNotWoke
AwakeNotWoke
2 months ago

Which goes to show, one isn’t born “this way.” one is groomed, cajoled and pushed “this way.” They can all pretend what they want, but I can see reality through the fog of delusion.