When Joe Biden opens his mouth, no one knows what’s going to come out of it.
When Cardi B opens her mouth, no one knows what’s going to come out of it.
All we know is that it’s going to be dumb and wildly entertaining. So I got to thinking, which of them has said the dumbest stuff. You be the judge. (Literally. You get to vote!)
Biden: “I will develop some disease and say I have to resign.” (On how he would resolve serious disagreements with VP Harris)
Cardi B: “I really love government even tho I don’t agree with Goverment.” (She misspelled ‘Government’ in her Tweet!)
Biden: “You cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin’ Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. And I’m not joking.”
Cardi B: “I do feel like if I go back to school and focus up I can be part of Congress. I deadass have sooo much ideas that make sense. I just need a couple of years of school and I can shake the table.”
Biden: “I mean, you’ve got the first sort of mainstream African American who is articulate and bright and clean.” (Said about Obama in 2008)
Cardi B: “I feel like we need to take some action. I don’t know what type of action, bitch, ’cause this is not what I do.”
Biden: “Clap for that, you stupid bastards.” (To American troops during his speech in Abu Dhabi)
Cardi B: “Let me tell you something, bitch, I pay so much money in taxes. I’m a good American.”
Biden: “Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids.”
Cardi B: “I don’t care about you not liking me, you bitches barely like yourselves.”
Biden: “You’re a damn liar, man. Let’s do push-ups together, man, let’s run, let’s do whatever you want to do. Let’s take an IQ test, all right?”
Cardi B: “I was just trying to show the world how I got pregnant in the first place.” (Twerking!)
Biden: “You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier!”
Cardi B: “I called myself a roach, it’s a word tha I use a lot. Your white ass is the one who using as a race shit so STFU.” (Don’t you just love Twitter?)
Biden: “Well I’m telling you, if you have a problem figuring out whether you’re for me or Trump, then you ain’t black.”
Cardi B: “I know you’re not spending (my taxes) in no damn prison because y’all be giving ni**ers like two underwears, one jumpsuit for like five months. So what is ya **** doing with my f***ing money?”
Biden: “And the kids used to come up and reach in the pool and rub my leg down and then watch the hairs come back up again.” (When he was a lifeguard, I hope)
Cardi B: “Whatever hair color I have on my head, that’s what decides what type of outfit I’m going to wear, because not everything goes with your hair color.”
Biden: “Hillary Clinton is as qualified, or more qualified, than I am to be vice president of the United States of America. She is qualified to be president of the United States of America. And quite frankly, um, it might have been a better pick than me.”
Cardi B: “My guilty pleasure is smelling my farts.”
So, who said dumber stuff? This is so close, I can’t decide! Let me know your choice in the comments section. (Note: There are no wrong answers!)
Image from: composite from en.wikipedia.org & politico.com
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