Outside of New York, it’s hard to imagine anyone voting for Democrat candidate Michael Bloomberg. As former New Jersey Governor Chris Christie said on ‘This Week’ this past Sunday, never has any candidate spent so much for so little gain.
Bloomberg is delusionally planning for success just the same. He sent Politico an email sharing his big plans for his campaign.
He’s taking over the 8th floor of the Old New York Times building. (Jared Kushner owns the first six floors of the building.) There will be an open layout with a desk out in the open for Bloomberg, a move in keeping with his ethos as a businessman and mayor. He will have countdown clocks too.
Boomer also shared his plans if he wins the presidency, should all the other candidates quit or die.
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He will turn the White House into an “open office environment,” and will only use the Oval Office for “some official functions.”
Walls will be gone and there will be a cubicle hell in place of offices.
“Walls just get in the way, by stifling communication and making collaboration more difficult. Some people like to build walls. I like to tear them down,” Bloomberg reportedly stated, in an apparent dig at President Trump.
Sure, Boomer, this way you can spy on all your employees non-stop.
Cubicles are his big idea! He will make the East Room into a room full of cubicles and use the Oval Office rarely — just for some official functions.
“In sports, the coach or manager is right there with the players, giving directions, drawing on whiteboards, huddling during timeouts, motivating and inspiring — and picking someone up when they’ve made a mistake,” he wrote, adding another unsubtle dig at Donald Trump. “Managers in every organization should be performing those same roles. Walls just get in the way, by stifling communication and making collaboration more difficult. Some people like to build walls. I like to tear them down.
Awesome! Maybe he could start a social credits system like Red China while he’s at it.
As president, I'll turn the East Room into an open office plan, where I’ll sit with our team.
I’ll use the Oval Office for some official functions – never for tweeting – but the rest of the time, I’ll be where a leader should be: with the team. https://t.co/zIU3ZL5uIv pic.twitter.com/jLwWKJCmxw
— Mike Bloomberg (@MikeBloomberg) December 30, 2019
TWITTER WAS UNKIND — DESERVEDLY SO
Close up view of the Bloomberg East Room pic.twitter.com/c8VYGGSOt3
— Scott Williams (@jswilliams1962) December 31, 2019
Can someone photoshop this into the East Room? pic.twitter.com/FwibgLp7hS
— MWL (@karaleeslee) December 30, 2019
Having actually been in the White House East Room for an official Presidential event, I can categorically say this is the dumbest fucking idea ever. 🤦🏼♂️ #juggernaut https://t.co/aPeoa33rGy
— Allan Bourdius (@UnrealAllan) December 30, 2019
So, you want to turn the East Room into a soul-sucking experience?
Mmm…. no. https://t.co/MOtga7Ty8L
— Phineas Fahrquar (@irishspy) December 31, 2019
After seeing Bloomberg’s plan for the East Room, I can already tell who he’ll choose for his Chief of Staff: pic.twitter.com/PlOjG59L45
— St. Nick Jack Pappas (@Pappiness) December 31, 2019
My favorite part of the East Room open office plan is that it’s almost physically impossible to leave. pic.twitter.com/HUKPRDfjLo
— Osita Nwanevu (@OsitaNwanevu) December 30, 2019
“Now we’re entering the East Room — where the bodies of Lincoln and FDR lay in repose, where LBJ signed the Civil Rights Act and Reagan signed the INF Treaty with Gorbachev, where Obama announced the death of Bin Laden, and where Todd now runs the West Wing March Madness pool.” pic.twitter.com/jBTGv4qMzp
— Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) December 30, 2019
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