This Is Who Leads JD Vance for President in a New Survey
A new survey shows our own Evita Perrone, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, has a lead over Vice President JD Vance in a hypothetical 2028 presidential matchup.
She...
Why You Should Marry Republican Men
A damsel in distress fended off a knife-wielding attacker while her male companion hid behind a wall.
Two young backpackers chatted at the entrance of...
Clown World Honors Jasmine as Clown of the Week
We don't award this honor to just anyone. The candidate has to really suck at his or her job. We like to pick people...
We Are the United States of Amerigotit
Joe Biden is back with an inspirational speech. He wants us to keep the faith because "we are the United States of Amerigotit."
"That's who...
Ken Burns Thinks Rural Areas Can’t Get News without PBS
"I grew up in a small rural community, and I distinctly remember back in '73 how shocked all the grownups were to turn on...
Shutdown Tragedy: Job Loses Among Eyebrow Technicians
There is needless suffering because of the shutdown that Democrats caused but which the media blames on Republicans anyway. CNN's Ashley Allison, one of...
Chicago Mayor Demands the UN Investigate the US for Deporting Illegals
Mayor Brandon Johnson addressed the United Nations Human Rights Council, sharing reports of what he claims are human rights violations within Chicago. His participation...
7 X Posts & Memes Worth A Mention, Direct from Clown WorldUSA
Xeet and Meme Sunday
The Xeets that don't merit an article, but are worth a mention.
Fake Mamdani
When he's around Ugandans or pro-Ugandans, he sounds...
Canada’s Top General, a Teary-Eyed Female, Weepy Over Racism
In the clip below, Canada's top general, Jennie Carignan, starts crying as she apologizes for "systemic racism."
The weepy wimp general said:
"I acknowledge we failed...
Newsom Destroys a State & Obsesses on a Ballroom
Remember how Gavin Newsom renovated a new glorious building in total secrecy at taxpayer expense? Now he complains about a larger ballroom for the...