Colin Kaepernick Wants Back Into the Slave Owners League


“Before they put you on the field, teams poke, prod, and examine you searching for any defect that might affect your performance. No boundary respect. No dignity left intact,” Kaepernick added, watching a line of prospective players walk off a training room platform before transforming into shackled slaves approaching an auction block.


“Look at this here! Come on! Who wants this?” an auctioneer says.


~ Colin Kaepernick, in his drama series “Colin in Black & White.”

Colin Kaepernick has been out of the NFL since the 2016 season, but he wants back in. It’s been on ESPN all day. Rich commie Kaepernick has been whining because he’s not playing.

Kaepernick is in the “best shape of his life,” according to ESPN’s Adam Schefter.

Sure is! Best shape ever for Madden Football, not the real thing.

“In the best shape of his life. He wants to play. He’s ready to play,” one source told Schefter. “He would be a great fit for teams with QB vacancies to fill who want to win a Super Bowl.”

“I will NEVER be convinced that Colin Kaepernick is not better than 80% of the backup QB that’s are employed right now. If Jake Fromm and Mike Glennon can still be employed by the NFL then a former Super Bowl and Pro Bowl QB should get a shot to be on a team as well,” an NFL fan tweeted.

Kaepernick was good in 2016 but lost his edge. Now, he’s 6 years older and still a trouble maker. Go away kneeler.

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John D Hollinger
John D Hollinger
5 months ago

Everybody says he started the kneeling trend, that is true, but he first just refused to stand for the National Anthem. He actually lounged with his feet up in the beginning. He changed to kneeling after the backlash and when he said it was a protest for civil rights. Then he said the NFL owners were slave owners!

6 months ago

Oh so right! Sold my 4 season tickets, and will not watch NFL football again. All those great players and teams who made the NFL what it was, for not. It will take 50 years before the sport recovers, if it ever does. Great job NFL, Kapaerdick, fake media!

Jim Thorpe Rides Again
Jim Thorpe Rides Again
6 months ago

I laughed out loud at those passes hitting the receiver’s shoes during that Arizona Cardinals road game where he got benched after the third interception.
The one good half a season he had was when he replaced Alex Smith and didn’t faceplant but it was mostly cupcakes on the schedule besides Seattle who is in the NFC West division with SF49ers.
That was the last time I watched the No Fans Left league and won’t be watching ever again.
Swami El Rushbo predicted that lefty would ruin football and I love thinkers that are way ahead of the curve.
Sorry NFL there is no one to hold your beer and you signed up with BLM and the CPUSA so enjoy.

The Prisoner
The Prisoner
6 months ago

He had a good year a few years before 2016. In 2016 he was about 1-9. His stats are not good. He was a good runner, not passer.

He has missed 2 tryouts in recent years, the leftist league begged him to try, did anything they could for him.

The lowest players in the league get over $500,000 a year with about a $100,000 signing bonus.

If I worked for a corporation and hurt their business with protests during working hours, IO should be fired. If I wanted to again work for the corporation, which I trashed repeatedly in public, why would they hire me?