Gwyneth Paltrow’s overpriced ‘this smells like a vagina’ candle sells out

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A  wildly overpriced $75 candle on the Goop website is called “This Smells Like a Vagina.” It’s sold by Gwyneth Paltrow and her business partner. If you wanted to buy one, you’re out of luck unless they restock.

According to Goop, Gwyneth Paltrow and perfumer Douglas Little were working on a new fragrance and Paltrow suddenly said, “Uhhh… this smells like a vagina.”

Hers or in general, we do not know.

Thus the name that has caused the candle to sell out. Little says, “The resulting fragrances are unique, rare and utterly extraordinary.”

Uh, okay.

People who like vagina candles, also wear them on their heads or bodies.

Now they’ve added smell and it appears to be a big seller. They are cashing in on disgusting.

Paltrow is a longtime ally of Harvey Weinstein, although she has since disowned him. She lives in New York City and pours money into our local Suffolk County race to defeat Rep. Zeldin so we are no fan of hers, to begin with.

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20 COMMENTS

  1. Yet I hear Democrat donations are pretty well in the tank…guess a vagina candle is better than most Dem candidates all right

  2. Why do these idiots wear those vagina hats on their heads? Don’t they know on what part of the female anatomy the vagina is located?

  3. I feel sorry for Paltrow who in another article said “I have spent my whole adult life walking around in my own stench, it’s like living below deck on a 1940’s shrimp boat!”

  4. How can one BE SURE it SMELLS LIKE HERS??? I smell a class action suit to make her PROVE IT! Who wants to sign up for the jury?????

  5. I had some albacore tuna for a snack and it was delicious. It washed down well with a tall can of Brawndo and a Tarryleton smoke.

  6. It’s not her vagina, read the fine print. Not even a skank could provide enough secretions to activate 500 candles. I’d be worried it sets off the smoke alarm!

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