NYC’s Rockefeller Christmas Tree 2020! Thank Mayor de Blasio!


New York City workers mostly destroyed the tree as they struggled to erect the traditional tourist attraction. This happens annually under Mayor Bill de Blasio — I mean the tree destruction.

Once it’s decorated it won’t look as bad.

It looked great when it left.



  1. We’ll smoke a Tarrlyton under the festive tree after a round of Brawndo at the Time Masheen vending machine. Any leftover Brawndo will be dumped at the base of the tree so it gets some electrolytes.
    An extra big ass ham is on order for Christmas but we have to check with the local health and sanitation czar to see if it is trans friendly.
    Forward! Yes we can…be Zimbabwe.

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