NZ Tyrant Jacinda Ardern to Tax Cow Belches and Farts

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By 2025, farmers will pay a tax on emissions from sources such as cow burps and gases from their urine under proposals released by toothy tyrant Jacinda Ardern.

In a world first, New Zealand will introduce a scheme requiring farmers to pay for their agricultural greenhouse gas emissions. This will include the cow belching, farts, and urine.

The prime minister, Jacinda Ardern, and three of her ministers made the announcement today.

IT’S A ‘FIRST’ – A QUESTIONABLE ACHIEVEMENT

The emissions created by the digestive systems of New Zealand’s 6.3 million cows are allegedly among the country’s biggest environmental problems.

“The proposal, as it stands, means New Zealand’s farmers are set to be the first in the world to reduce agricultural emissions,” said Ardern. She’s a Hitlerian female, the face of totalitarianism.

“No other country in the world has yet developed a system for pricing and reducing agricultural emissions, so our farmers are set to benefit from being first movers,” Ardern said. “Cutting emissions will help New Zealand farmers to be not only the best in the world but the best for the world.”

What a truckload of cow farts that is.

The people of New Zealand just accept it. This is The Great Reset.


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